Funniest One Liners!

1Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently. Share on Facebook      
2In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. Share on Facebook      
3I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7. Share on Facebook      
4It's a fine night to have an evening. Share on Facebook      
5Don't judge a book by its movie. Share on Facebook      
6This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it's dimwit resistant. Share on Facebook      
7Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. Share on Facebook      
8There's nothing wrong with you that changing everything about yourself wouldn't cure. Share on Facebook      
9The way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open. Share on Facebook      
10My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking. Share on Facebook      
11Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing. Share on Facebook      
12Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. Share on Facebook      
13The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional. Share on Facebook      
14If God is within, I hope he likes enchiladas! Share on Facebook      
15Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! Share on Facebook      
16If you do something you'll regret in the morning, SLEEP TILL NOON! Share on Facebook      
17No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree. Share on Facebook      
18When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing. Share on Facebook      
19I will not encourage others to fly. Share on Facebook      
20If you want to get along, go along. Share on Facebook