| 1 | To know what you know, and to know what you don't know is true knowledge. |
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| 2 | I bought a new boomerang but I can't seem to throw the old one away. |
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| 3 | When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? |
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| 4 | When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. But if you give and expect a return it's an investment. |
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| 5 | I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. |
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| 6 | Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
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| 7 | I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest. |
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| 8 | Senior Citizen: Give me my damn discount! |
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| 9 | [Referring to a glass of water]: I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! |
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| 10 | It's okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound. |
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| 11 | Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. |
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| 12 | Class, it's time for sex education. Eziekel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parent's wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls. |
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| 13 | I gotta tell you, I am loving this yada yada thing. I can gloss over my whole life story. |
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| 14 | There's a typo in this sentence, but it slides away when your eyes move toward it.
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| 15 | Eat, drink & re-marry. |
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| 16 | 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. |
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| 17 | I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. |
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| 18 | Give me ambiguity or give me something else |
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| 19 | If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. |
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| 20 | It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the world after they inherit it. |
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