| 1 | Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work. |
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| 2 | I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version. |
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| 3 | Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? |
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| 4 | Universal truth: No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
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| 5 | Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back.... |
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| 6 | Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on. |
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| 7 | When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot. |
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| 8 | You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.
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| 9 | There are some days I practice positive thinking.And other days I'm not positive, I am thinking. |
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| 10 | If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. |
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| 11 | If rabbit's feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? |
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| 12 | If the shoe fits, buy it. |
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| 13 | I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch! |
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| 14 | Never argue with your wife. Just dicker. |
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| 15 | Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
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| 16 | All animals, except man, know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it. |
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| 17 | Remember: First you pillage then you burn. |
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| 18 | I broke a mirror in my house, I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. |
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| 19 | If suffering brings wisdom, I would wish to be less wise. |
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| 20 | Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. |
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