Funniest One Liners!

1Two eyebrows are better than one. Share on Facebook      
2Love doesn't really make the world go round, but it makes the ride worthwhile. Share on Facebook      
3Never try to lick a glacier. Share on Facebook      
4Cannibals won't eat divorced women...they're very bitter. Share on Facebook      
5A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:"You can have mine." Share on Facebook      
6If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? Share on Facebook      
7We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't know. Share on Facebook      
8I never really learned the difference between what is right or wrong. That's why I automatically assume that whatever I say MUST be right. Share on Facebook      
9If your name was homework, i'd be doing you on my desk right now. Share on Facebook      
10It's not how you die that matters. It's who you take with you. Share on Facebook      
11Life without you would be like a broken pencil... Pointless. Share on Facebook      
12When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise! Share on Facebook      
13I broke a leg one time ... spilt coffee all over. Share on Facebook      
14Trust in God, but tie your camel. (Arab proverb) Share on Facebook      
15A goal properly set is halfway reached. Share on Facebook      
16The gifts the gods gave me I use in battle or in bed. Share on Facebook      
17A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Share on Facebook      
18Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Share on Facebook      
19I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. Share on Facebook      
20It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole. Share on Facebook