| 1 | Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before. |
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| 2 | Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m. |
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| 3 | I was the next door kid's imaginary friend. |
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| 4 | I gave up on Computing Dating after I was stood up by two mainframes, a PC, and a laptop. |
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| 5 | You can't go wrong with me... but you're welcome to try. |
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| 6 | I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." |
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| 7 | It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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| 8 | First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended. |
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| 9 | If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there. |
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| 10 | Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. |
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| 11 | Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. |
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| 12 | The Church says the earth is flat. But I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more Faith in a shadow than in the Church. – Ferdinand Magellan |
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| 13 | My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait." |
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| 14 | If you haven't much education you must use your brain. |
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| 15 | Appearances are not everything, it just looks like they are. |
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| 16 | As an outsider, what do you think of the human race ? |
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| 17 | A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer. |
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| 18 | Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. |
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| 19 | 8 nickels == 2 paradigms |
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| 20 | Absence makes the heart grow fungus.
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