| 1 | If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun.
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| 2 | Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! |
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| 3 | How important does a man have to be before he's considered assassinated instead of just murdered ? |
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| 4 | I still miss my ex-girlfriend... but my aim is improving.
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| 5 | Any ship can be a minesweeper... once. |
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| 6 | I've got a wonderful doctor. If you can't afford the operation, he touches up the X rays. |
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| 7 | Man who run in front of car get tired. |
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| 8 | Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you. |
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| 9 | WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. |
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| 10 | Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. |
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| 11 | You're not completely worthless...I can at least use you as a bad example. |
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| 12 | God created man in his image. Being a gentleman, man did the same to God. |
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| 13 | Visualize Whirled Peas |
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| 14 | Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink. |
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| 15 | According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist. |
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| 16 | Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories. |
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| 17 | New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico.
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| 18 | Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. |
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| 19 | Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter. |
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| 20 | The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. |
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