Funniest One Liners!

1Paris Hilton... Vacancy. Share on Facebook      
2God created man before woman... but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. Share on Facebook      
3Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. Share on Facebook      
4If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet? Share on Facebook      
5I ate a man's brain because he said I was stupider then him, and you know what, now I feel smarter. Isn't that neat? Share on Facebook      
6Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?" Share on Facebook      
7Department of Redundancy Department Share on Facebook      
8The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Share on Facebook      
9What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about? Share on Facebook      
10If Joe was such a hot-shot carpenter, why couldn't he whip up a groovy little cradle for Baby J.? Share on Facebook      
11I once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time. Share on Facebook      
12Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! Share on Facebook      
13My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. Share on Facebook      
14Hermits have no peer pressure Share on Facebook      
15If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road. Share on Facebook      
16I'm not saying she's ugly, but if she was cast as Lady Godiva, the horse would steal the show. Share on Facebook      
17The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible. Share on Facebook      
1899% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Share on Facebook      
19An apology is a good way to have the last word. Share on Facebook      
20Clones are people two. Share on Facebook