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1A "handicapped golfer" is a man who plays golf with his wife. Share on Facebook      
2A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly. Share on Facebook      
3A baby: A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. Share on Facebook      
4A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. Share on Facebook      
5A bachelor is like a modern cleanser: works fast and leaves no ring. Share on Facebook      
6A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. Share on Facebook      
7A bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Share on Facebook      
8A backyard barbecue draws two things...flies and relatives. Share on Facebook      
9A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project. Share on Facebook      
10A bad plan is better than no plan. Share on Facebook      
11A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Share on Facebook      
12A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. Share on Facebook      
13A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Share on Facebook      
14A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. Share on Facebook      
15A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Share on Facebook      
16A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." Share on Facebook      
17A beggar asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich." Share on Facebook      
18A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. Share on Facebook      
19A bird in the hand is probably dead. Share on Facebook      
20A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. Share on Facebook