Bumper stickers

1Body by Nautilus, brain by Mattel. Share on Facebook      
2Boldly going nowhere. Share on Facebook      
3Caution - driver legally blonde! Share on Facebook      
4Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. Share on Facebook      
5Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? Share on Facebook      
6Cover me, I'm changing lanes. Share on Facebook      
7Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind. Share on Facebook      
8Driver carries no cash. He's married. Share on Facebook      
9Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it ! Share on Facebook      
10Hang up and drive. Share on Facebook      
11He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit. Share on Facebook      
12Honk if anything falls off. Share on Facebook      
13Honk if you hate peace and quiet. Share on Facebook      
14Honk if you have never seen an uzi fired from a car window. Share on Facebook      
15Honk if you love peace and quiet. Share on Facebook      
16Honk if you want to see my finger. Share on Facebook      
17Horn broken... watch for finger. Share on Facebook      
18I Brake For No Apparent Reason. Share on Facebook      
19I found the Lord, I have Jesus in my trunk... Share on Facebook      
20I souport publik edekasion Share on Facebook