Funniest One Liners!

1Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com. Share on Facebook      
2To some its a six-pack, to me its a support group. Share on Facebook      
3They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid! Share on Facebook      
4Young men may exaggerate, but old men pretend. Share on Facebook      
5When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies? Share on Facebook      
6Worry is like a rocking chair. Tt keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere. Share on Facebook      
7A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship. Share on Facebook      
8Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything. Share on Facebook      
9Talk about power vomitting! I was bringing up gum they don't even make anymore! Share on Facebook      
10For every idiot proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it. Share on Facebook      
11Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure. Share on Facebook      
12A little necrophelia never killed anyone. Share on Facebook      
13If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille. Share on Facebook      
14Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. Share on Facebook      
15Have you seen the latest Jane Fonda video ? It's called "Didn't Work Out." Share on Facebook      
16Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary. Share on Facebook      
17I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Share on Facebook      
18Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long. Share on Facebook      
19Is there another word for synonym? Share on Facebook      
20Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink. Share on Facebook