Funniest One Liners!

1There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. Share on Facebook      
2Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting. Share on Facebook      
3One doesn't have to live in constant fear, unless of course one suffers from paranoia. Share on Facebook      
4Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative Share on Facebook      
5I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. Share on Facebook      
6Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Share on Facebook      
7The trouble with life is there's no background music. Share on Facebook      
8Some girls get minks the same way minks get minks. Share on Facebook      
9Some women are terribly hard to please... the rest are impossible! Share on Facebook      
10Sometimes I just can't prevent clean thoughts from entering my mind. Share on Facebook      
11Even paranoids have enemies. Share on Facebook      
12Life is like a box of chocolates; only the crappy ones are left. Share on Facebook      
13Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines! Share on Facebook      
14There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything. Share on Facebook      
15Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. Share on Facebook      
16I put the sexy in dyslexic. Share on Facebook      
17Driver carries no cash. He's married. Share on Facebook      
18Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Share on Facebook      
19Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend. Share on Facebook      
20Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line. Share on Facebook