Funniest One Liners!

1The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here!!!! Share on Facebook      
2Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Share on Facebook      
3I have had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming. Share on Facebook      
4A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything, was last year. Share on Facebook      
5All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair. Share on Facebook      
6Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Share on Facebook      
7Entropy has us outnumbered. Share on Facebook      
8If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant? Share on Facebook      
9We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. Share on Facebook      
10Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they got the biggest piece. Share on Facebook      
11I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. Share on Facebook      
12Church is the only place I know, where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house! Share on Facebook      
13Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact. Share on Facebook      
14Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder. Share on Facebook      
15If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us. Share on Facebook      
16True Love is a friendship set on fire. Share on Facebook      
17To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. Share on Facebook      
18The best measure of someone's honesty is the zero adjust on their bathroom scale. Share on Facebook      
19Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before. Share on Facebook      
20The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing. The generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything. Share on Facebook