Funniest One Liners!

1A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Share on Facebook      
2Better late than really late. Share on Facebook      
3When they say Doctors are practicing, they aren't kidding. Share on Facebook      
4Fun is a good thing, but only when it spoils nothing better. Share on Facebook      
5A camel is a horse designed by a committee. Share on Facebook      
6If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. Share on Facebook      
7What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. Share on Facebook      
8God is God, and I'm not. Share on Facebook      
9Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence Share on Facebook      
10Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Share on Facebook      
11I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. Share on Facebook      
12Work harder: millions on welfare depend on you. Share on Facebook      
13Hallmark Card: "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." Share on Facebook      
14Is static cling the aftermath of the big bang, or is it just God's way of trying to tell us something? Share on Facebook      
15Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! Share on Facebook      
16That boy's about as sharp as a bag of wet mice. Share on Facebook      
17Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. Share on Facebook      
18When I go, I'm flying Air Bizarre. It's a good airline. You buy a one way round trip ticket. You leave any Monday, and they bring you back the previous Friday... That way you still have the weekend. Share on Facebook      
19When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Share on Facebook      
20I drink to make other people interesting. Share on Facebook