You might be a redneck if.....

1A full tank of gas doubles the value of your truck. Share on Facebook      
2A woman says she's game, so you shoot her. Share on Facebook      
3After making love you ask your date to roll down the window. Share on Facebook      
4All of the light switches in your house are wired to turn on the light on the front porch. Share on Facebook      
5All of your favorite shirts came with a two-pack purchase of cigarettes. Share on Facebook      
6All you want for Christmas is deer pee. Share on Facebook      
7An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall. Share on Facebook      
8Any of your children were conceived under a stop light. Share on Facebook      
9Any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern. Share on Facebook      
10Any of your honeymoon plans involve a deer camp. Share on Facebook      
11Anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container. Share on Facebook      
12Birds are attracted to your beard. Share on Facebook      
13Both your house and car are on blocks. Share on Facebook      
14Buck Naked Line Dancing isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar. Share on Facebook      
15Chiggers are included on your list of top five hygiene concerns. Share on Facebook      
16Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". Share on Facebook      
17During the wedding ceremony the minister said, "Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady? Share on Facebook      
18During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. Share on Facebook      
19Every socket in your house breaks a fire code. Share on Facebook      
20Everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror. Share on Facebook