Things you dont want to hear during surgery

1"So Bob, did you hear the news this morning?" "Yeah, something about the sale prices on fresh organs going up..." Share on Facebook      
2(sings) The left vein's connected to the...right aorta...the left brain's connected to the..stomach bone... Share on Facebook      
3A screwdriver?... This can't be right. Share on Facebook      
4Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. Share on Facebook      
5After everything we did, I can't believe this guy is still alive. Share on Facebook      
6Ah well, you win some, you lose some... Share on Facebook      
7Alright everyone, let's dig in. Share on Facebook      
8Alright, this is our first operation, we should set up some kinda system. Hmmm...I'm thinking we have a sort of good cop, bad cop thing going on... Share on Facebook      
9Alright... today's surgery will be performed by an American doctor... Share on Facebook      
10An instruction manual would have been nice. Share on Facebook      
11And now presenting: "Trading Spaces: Hospital edition!" Share on Facebook      
12And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape. Share on Facebook      
13Anyone see where I left that scalpel? Share on Facebook      
14At least he doesn't have brain damage... Wait... Now he does. Share on Facebook      
15Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Share on Facebook      
16Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog! Share on Facebook      
17Check it out! Isn't this 100 times cooler than using juggling balls? Share on Facebook      
18Check the fridge... Nope, just beer. Share on Facebook      
19Could you stop that thing from beating Share on Facebook      
20Death is probable... Now it's certain. Share on Facebook